Bob Loblaw

seriously,

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:55:34 GMT

I make the fucking BEST bagel sandwiches. Bruegger's aint got nothin' on me.

babu

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 18:30:10 GMT

It's Christmas and I am not at ihop! Goal this year = find job that doesn't suck whale dick.
My mom got me like 5 pairs of pjs for Christmas and a book about an elephant and also a little pink elephant. I love them. I am going to sleep in comfy clothes reading all christmas break.
I love Nate LaCroix. He has made 2008 one of the best years of my life. I am so lucky to have such a sweet, considerate, funny, amazing boyfriend. he got me a cute jacket and a Cat Power cd for xmas<3

He left me these little messages on the electronic sticky notes my computer has and I just realized they were there:

"i want you by my side 'cause i'm a faggot, faggot -(parody of the Ramones "I'm Affected" it sounds like they say "i'm a faggot")

i love you baby. you're straightening your hair right now and being cute. sorry i was mr. technical. i love you the MOST."

lovelovelove

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:59:37 GMT

I am SO done with school. Except I'm not, my stupid online classes go to late December. booty.
I am very much not wanting to go to math right now, but if I skip I will not know how to do percents and I will miss the quiz. I was supposed to study before class today for an hour, but I ate bagels and taquitos (taquetos?) and watched Bravo instead. I suck.
Last night I went to Oracle and froze my ass off while watching people play video games. Then Nate and I went back to his house and I played Spyro for like 2 hours. Guh, I totally have to wash my greasy face and get dressed and go to my stupid math class filled with idiots now. Bye.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:28:22 GMT

I will be bummed if McLame and Gaylin win.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:42:47 GMT

AHHHH!!!

I don't think this election could get any more annoying.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:46:42 GMT

::knocks self unconscious::

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:21:24 GMT

uhhh I saw Radiohead on Sunday and my face almost fell off it was so cool.

I don't want to school to start, I am very much enjoying being a lazy bum and never ever being home except like once a week. booty. life gets in the way of life once again.
Every Tuesday during the school year a HUGE group of U of A students come into Ihop at like 9:45, and it sucks. I hope they all graduated or something because if I have to serve them tonight I will tell them to take their wildcat t-shirts and school spirit and shove it up their ass.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:47:14 GMT

Will you stay in my lovers’ story?
If you stay you won’t be sorry
’cause we believe in you
Soon you’ll grow so take a chance
With a couple of kooks
Hung up on romancing

being a girl.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:40:04 GMT

I really hate the whole process of getting ready to go out, the shower is cool, but the blow drying, the hair straightening, the makeup, the clothes, it is all such a hassle and annoys the shit out of me every single time.

I alwaysalwaysalways cry when I read postsecret on Sundays. Today was no exception, except today was more of an instant out burst of tears rather than a gradual slow trickle.

:[

my boyfriend is so wonderful.
I want to go shopping. And I want all my debt to go away.
I am going to RADIOHEAD in LA in a few weeks. hoorah! too bad I will have like 3 dollars to spend on fun during this little California adventure. I hate money.
I have been watching The N all weekend long. Why am I a such a 15 year old?

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 09:23:21 GMT

shit's cashed.

fotc

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:33:25 GMT

"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently some would say more correctly. I'm a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person."

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:26:38 GMT

I want to go camping.
I want to smoke copious amounts of delicious reefer.
And I want to get really drunk.

like..soon.

I go out on Friday night and I come home on Saturday morning.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Sat, 31 May 2008 00:32:55 GMT

!!!

grace is cool

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Tue, 06 May 2008 00:05:26 GMT

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:42:12 GMT

I want to see the aurora borealis before I kick the bucket.

I hate paid programming.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:19:17 GMT

I lost 8 pounds. I did absolutely nothing to acheive this. WTF. not complaining though.
I am dressed like a teeny bopper.
I am wearing a hot pink tank top and hot pink boy shorts.
Alec Baldwin is cool for saving elephants. (currently watching E! true whogivesafuck hollywood story.)
Bye.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:24:23 GMT

Life seriously gets inconvenient when one loses their debit card.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 23:00:59 GMT

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:24:36 GMT

Something else about the budzzz.
It's all about the reefer today, I guess.
But really you should read this. Even if you don't smoke.

http://planetsave.com/blog/2008/04/22/10000-pot-smokers-have-marijuana-smoke-out-while-dea-says-no-to-industrial-hemp/

sorry, but

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:56:25 GMT

ponder, ponder.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:47:30 GMT

Would it be wrong to sell holy toast on ebay?

http://www.mcphee.com/items/M6160.html

thanks mr. bush

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:59:40 GMT

I can't wait to stimulate the shit out of the economy.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:36:02 GMT

so I am pretty much madly in love with both Stacy and Clinton from TLC's "What Not to Wear"

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:47:37 GMT

So maybe if I just ignore my homework it will go away.

hibernationhailey@hotmail.com — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:52:11 GMT

ADFAL:H:ETH

I am drunk and
i really meant to say something I think...??
maybe.